Who’s ready for some drunk mother’s and dead grandma’s? That’s right, thanks-fuckin-giving is here. Can’t wait for the crazy family drama that is without a doubt going down. So-you may ask your self, “How in God’s name are we going to get through the drunk relatives that take over the household and inevitably smell like piss.”
My advice? Do what they do, pop open some 62’ chardonnay and go to town. Lord known we need it.
(blowing an 8ball might not hurt either)
Daily Tip:
8. Fur is always in abundance during the winter, but instead of going with the classic fur vest like everyone else. Try a fur scarf, or fur hat. Sometimes just a little fur in an outfit is more creative and interesting than the centerpiece vest that everyone has.
Alright bitches, we all have “those days”. You know what I’m talking about; those days when absolutely nothing goes well… your face looks stupid, lips are chapped, and someone decided to bitch you out. Well today was one of those days UNTIL the bloody fuckin’ music god lays this one on me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYpA2amm-SI
Thanks God, at least I know you did something right.
So drink up kiddies, let’s drown our lame ass sorrows in some sweet ass music.
Daily Tip:
7. Leather-no one needs an excuse to look like a total badass. Don’t be a pussy and just get a leather jacket, go for the black leather pants (or maroon colored if you want to get adventurous). Best designers for product: Philip Lim & Current/Elliot.